pics

These are my favorite pictures from the Internet.  Some of them may be inappropriate for younger readers.  Viewer discretion is advised.

me

So I was originally going to write a long, deep poem about who I am and stuff like that, but then I realized that didn't really seem like me.  So instead, you get this gif of a butt pooping out my name.

what makes me

                                                                                                 BUTTS

                                                     CHILDISH IMPATIENT 

                                             HATES PHYSICAL EDUCATION

                                          APPARENTLY SMART FARTS A LOT

                                        DOESN'T LIKE CHILDREN OR PEOPLE

                                        QUIET SHY MORE BUTTS KINDA FUN

                                        OKAY AT PARTIES BUT NOT REALLY

                                           LIKES BOOKS SOMETIMES TIRED

                                              WOULD RATHER NOT GO TO

                                                 SCHOOL EVER EXCEPT TO

                                                           SEE FRIENDS 

                                                       CAN BE COOL-ISH

                                                  SOME    TIMES    CREAT

                                                IVE          OTHER      TIMES

                                            REAL           DUMB          THIS

                                         IS AN              EXAM             PLE

                                        OF                      THE                 CRE

                                     ATI                        VE                    SID                           

                                    E OF                   MY M                   IND

                                  EXC                       EPT                       NOT

                                 REA                        LLY                       I TO

                                TAL                         LLY                        STO

                               LE T                         HIS                          FRO

                               M SO                      ME O                        THER

                              BLO                        G NO                           W I

                              AM                          GOI                               NG

                              TO                           STOP                            BEC

                             AUS                         E I N                              EED

                                                         TO TURN

                                                   THIS          IN

                                                  BEF            ORE

                                                 MID             NIG

                                                 HT                 AND         

                                                ITS                   REA 

                                              LLY                    CLO

                                              SE                        TO

                                            IT                            SO 

                                           THI                          S GU

                                          Y W                            ILL

                                         HAV                           E SH

                                        ORT                             LEGS

ALSO MY BLOG'S FORMATTING MESSED IT UP

chili dogs

I drew this

what

Have you ever seen something and you just say, "There is now way that's real!", but then it totally is!?




Thats how I feel about this adorable piece of fluff.



I mean, there's no way thats a real dog.  Dogs can't be that cute.  It's scientifically impossible, and yet there it is, just staring you in the face, attempting to kill you with cuteness.








Wow I've really run out of things to post about.  How am I even getting points for this?

deep dark fears

I really like the Deep Dark Fears comics so I decided to make my own

life and stuff

things that make life worth it

• taking your socks off after a long day
• butts
• grilled cheese sandwiches

Damn girl you lookin' fine

• Disneyland
• naps
• a good book
• Baba Yetu by Christopher Tin
• the smell of summer
• dancing
• weekends
• Jeopardy

Damn girl you lookin' fine

• long showers
• butts
• making people smile
• video games
• Del Taco
• diarrhea that doesn't hurt

 

A seriously under appreciated event

• sarcasm
• pigeons
• the fact that this list is incomplete

bricks

Why are bricks so throwable?  If you see a brick you get the urge to throw it.  Thats not its intended purpose but thats what we want to do with it.We never want to use things for their purpose.
You see a brick, throw it.

Perfect for breaking windows and/or faces

I have no idea where I'm going with this.  I'm just writing these words one letter at a time, with no clue how each is going to finish.  I can try to write something deep and profound, but it'll never come out that way. It'll come out as the ramblings of an 18 year old boy because thats all I am.  I don't know where I'm going, this started out as a post about bricks.  I have no control over my thoughts, they just flow down my arms and out my fingers only to be wasted on words that will only be seen by a few people on the Internet.  Why should I use up all my good words on something that will be forgotten in a week.  Why do we waste our fluency and eloquence on day to day conversations but when our words really matter we lose any semblance of coherence?

Busted out the dictionary for that last line

It's the same reason we want to throw bricks.