I don't even know

The fuck is up with crayons right?  How do you even pronounce crayons? Is it crayawns?  Is it crayns?  Who even decides how to pronounce words?  I want that job.  Every single word would be pronounced "butt", except with different inflections and emphasis.



My cat jumped on me and I got distracted, so I don't really know where I was going before.  But crayons are pretty cool.  They have a weird texture when you draw with them.  You know, my cat really messed up my concentration, I have no idea what to write now, so... bye I guess.