have fun

since I am really lazy about doing my blog, for my extra post you get this completely out of context

you can also have these feels

Did I do that?

Have you ever had a moment where someone quotes you on something and all you can think is, "Did I really say that? That doesn't seem like me at all" Then it just comes flooding back to you and you remember everything about when you said that one particular thing in your life.  Yeah that didn't happen at all with these things that I allegedly said.

"Why do hearts look like ballsacks?"

"You cleaned your room you skank"

"We should smoke some meth"

Now I lie prostate on the floor"

"Kinkysley"

And like I said, I don't ever remember saying these things so I can't provide you with any context but I thought they were funny, so there ya go.

pics

These are my favorite pictures from the Internet.  Some of them may be inappropriate for younger readers.  Viewer discretion is advised.

me

So I was originally going to write a long, deep poem about who I am and stuff like that, but then I realized that didn't really seem like me.  So instead, you get this gif of a butt pooping out my name.

what makes me

                                                                                                 BUTTS

                                                     CHILDISH IMPATIENT 

                                             HATES PHYSICAL EDUCATION

                                          APPARENTLY SMART FARTS A LOT

                                        DOESN'T LIKE CHILDREN OR PEOPLE

                                        QUIET SHY MORE BUTTS KINDA FUN

                                        OKAY AT PARTIES BUT NOT REALLY

                                           LIKES BOOKS SOMETIMES TIRED

                                              WOULD RATHER NOT GO TO

                                                 SCHOOL EVER EXCEPT TO

                                                           SEE FRIENDS 

                                                       CAN BE COOL-ISH

                                                  SOME    TIMES    CREAT

                                                IVE          OTHER      TIMES

                                            REAL           DUMB          THIS

                                         IS AN              EXAM             PLE

                                        OF                      THE                 CRE

                                     ATI                        VE                    SID                           

                                    E OF                   MY M                   IND

                                  EXC                       EPT                       NOT

                                 REA                        LLY                       I TO

                                TAL                         LLY                        STO

                               LE T                         HIS                          FRO

                               M SO                      ME O                        THER

                              BLO                        G NO                           W I

                              AM                          GOI                               NG

                              TO                           STOP                            BEC

                             AUS                         E I N                              EED

                                                         TO TURN

                                                   THIS          IN

                                                  BEF            ORE

                                                 MID             NIG

                                                 HT                 AND         

                                                ITS                   REA 

                                              LLY                    CLO

                                              SE                        TO

                                            IT                            SO 

                                           THI                          S GU

                                          Y W                            ILL

                                         HAV                           E SH

                                        ORT                             LEGS

ALSO MY BLOG'S FORMATTING MESSED IT UP

chili dogs

I drew this

what

Have you ever seen something and you just say, "There is now way that's real!", but then it totally is!?




Thats how I feel about this adorable piece of fluff.



I mean, there's no way thats a real dog.  Dogs can't be that cute.  It's scientifically impossible, and yet there it is, just staring you in the face, attempting to kill you with cuteness.








Wow I've really run out of things to post about.  How am I even getting points for this?