Have you ever had a moment where someone quotes you on something and all you can think is, "Did I really say that? That doesn't seem like me at all" Then it just comes flooding back to you and you remember everything about when you said that one particular thing in your life. Yeah that didn't happen at all with these things that I allegedly said.
"Why do hearts look like ballsacks?"
"You cleaned your room you skank"
"We should smoke some meth"
Now I lie prostate on the floor"
"Kinkysley"
And like I said, I don't ever remember saying these things so I can't provide you with any context but I thought they were funny, so there ya go.
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